Piadas em Inglês

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The doctor’s advice Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?“ Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn’t Continue lendo→

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The Man of the House MAN: I’ve been thinking… I’m the MAN of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru that door… Afterwards, while watching ESPN and relaxing in my chair, you’ll bring me my slippers and then run my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair? WOMAN: The funeral director. Cf. Pronúncia: B mudo Continue lendo→

menos de 1 minuto Anônimo A 54-year-old woman [Uma senhora de 54 anos] had a heart attack [sofreu um infarto] and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table [mesa de operações] she had a near death experience [ela quase morreu]. Seeing God [ao ver Deus] she asked “Is my time up?” [Chegou a minha hora?] God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live .” Upon recovery [Após sua recuperação], the woman decided to stay Continue lendo→

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira STUTTER A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. ‘Human beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she says. A little girl raises her hand. ‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.’ The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. ‘Well’, she began, ‘I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running Continue lendo→