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The school answering machine – Piadas traduzidas

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The school answering machine   This is hilarious. No wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are Continue lendo

Piadas traduzidas: THE PHARMACIST

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The Pharmacist A boy just started going out with a girl that he really liked. The girls said he was going to meet her parent. And if all went well, he would get lucky… so the boy thought “if I’m gonna get lucky, I should get some condoms.” So he went to a pharmacy to get a pack. When he was at the girl’s house that night, they bowed their heads in prayer. And even when they were done, the Continue lendo

Piadas traduzidas: The new blonde stewardess

menos de 1 minuto Contribuição anônima An airline captain [Um comandante] was breaking in a new blonde stewardess [voava com uma aeromoça loira novata]. The route they were flying [A rota que fariam] had a layover [tinha uma escala] in another city. Upon their arrival [Assim que desembarcaram], the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight [passar a noite; dormir]. Cf. Como dizer “comandante” em inglês? Cf. Falsas Gêmeas: PERSONAL x PERSONNEL The next morning [No Continue lendo

Humor: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?

menos de 1 minuto Contribuição anônima What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? – What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? – Qual é a diferença entre uma mulher com TPM e um pit bull? – Lipstick. – Batom. Cf. Vocabulário: TPM Cf. Falsos Cognatos: BATON Cf. O que significa “PASS THE BATON”? Cf. Textos Mastigados Cf. Lançamento: Aprenda inglês com humor

Piadas Traduzidas: I slept with your girlfriend…

menos de 1 minuto www.justchillout.net Dude [Cara], I’m really sorry but I slept [dormi] with your girlfriend! You gotta understand that I am sorry… We’re still friends [Ainda somos amigos], right? Nope! [Não!] Uh, enemies? [Hum, inimigos?] Nope! Then what? [Então o quê?] Even! [Quites!; Empatados! (lit.)] Cf. Como se diz “transar” na gíria americana? Cf. Phrasal Verbs: FOOL AROUND (WITH) Cf. Piadas em inglês: Relacionamentos Cf. Gírias: Trepar Se você gostou da piada e das explicações, clique no ícone +1 para ajudar a divulgar o Tecla SAP. Continue lendo

Piadas Traduzidas: AN ANGRY WIFE

menos de 1 minuto Contribuição anônima An angry wife [A esposa irritada] to her husband [(falando) para o marido] on the phone: “Where the hell are you? [Por onde você anda?; Onde você se meteu?]” Husband: “Darling [Meu amor], you remember that jewellery shop [joalheria] where you saw [onde você viu] the diamond necklace [colar de diamantes] and totally fell in love with it [e pelo qual você se apaixonou] and I didn’t have money that time [e eu não tinha dinheiro na época] and said ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day‘ Continue lendo