Humor: DRUNK

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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:

  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk:

  • Specificity
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk:

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
  • Nope, no more booze for me.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • I’m not interested in fighting you.
  • Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.
  • No, I won’t make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
  • Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

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Andrielle
Andrielle
8 anos atrás

The last part sure is the best!

phmaganinho (Paulo Henrique)
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adolfojat (Adolfo J. A. Taques)
adolfojat (Adolfo J. A. Taques)
10 anos atrás
Josi_ANNE41 (Josi ANNE)
10 anos atrás
Mariana Freire Cabral
10 anos atrás

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Excellent, man!

Letícia
Letícia
13 anos atrás

Hahahahahahahahaha

That’s so cool!!

So funny!!

I’m laughing ‘til now…

hahhahaha

nice post

kiss

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