Humor: DRUNK

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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:

  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk:

  • Specificity
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk:

  • Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.
  • Nope, no more booze for me.
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • I’m not interested in fighting you.
  • Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing.
  • No, I won’t make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
  • Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.

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