Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck … it’s probably a duck,” shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.
The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks [...]
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Esta é a versão em áudio de um e-mail que circulou pela Internet assim que Hu Jintao, atual Presidente e Secretário-Geral do Partido Comunista, assumiu o comando na China. Trata-se de uma série de trocadilhos com os nomes de vários líderes políticos da história recente e, é claro, uma sátira ao Presidente George W. Bush. [...]
Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant kind of like having a peeing section in a swimming [...]
If you owe your bank a hundred dollars, you have a problem; if you owe it a million, it has.
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD: Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can [...]
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations sir, you’re the father of twins.”
“What a coincidence!” the man said with some obvious pride. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
The nurse returned in a little while [...]
