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A 54-year-old woman [Uma senhora de 54 anos] had a heart attack [sofreu um infarto] and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table [mesa de operações] she had a near death experience [ela quase morreu].
Seeing God [ao ver Deus] she asked “Is my time up?” [Chegou a minha hora?]
Upon recovery [Após sua recuperação], the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction [lipoaspiração] and a tummy tuck [plástica de abmômen]. She even had someone come in [contratou uma pessoa] and change her hair colour and brighten [branquear] her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live [Como tinha muito mais tempo de vida], she figured [pensou] she might as well [que deveria] make the most of it [aproveitar ao máximo]. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital [recebeu alta].
While crossing the street [Ao atravessar a rua] on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded [cobrou], “I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?” [Por que não me tirou da frente da ambulância?]
God replied: “I didn’t recognize you!”