Piadas em Inglês

15 Expressões Idiomáticas

Piadas traduzidas: MY TIME’S UP?

menos de 1 minuto Anônimo A 54-year-old woman [Uma senhora de 54 anos] had a heart attack [sofreu um infarto] and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table [mesa de operações] she had a near death experience [ela quase morreu]. Seeing God [ao ver Deus] she asked “Is my time up?” [Chegou a minha hora?] God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live .” Upon recovery [Após sua recuperação], the woman decided to stay Continue lendo→

17 Expressões Idiomáticas

Piadas traduzidas: The offering plate

menos de 1 minuto Etapa encerrada! A vencedora foi a Juliana Pedreira da Silva, de Salvador – BA. Obrigado a todos pelo interesse. Amanhã tem mais! Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira The offering plate A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. He said, ‘Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!’ The preacher said, ‘Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.’ The man said, ‘I was Continue lendo→

7 Expressões Idiomáticas

Humor: I don’t wanna go to war

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira I don’t wanna go to war A guy was running down the street when he came up to a nun. He said to the nun “They’re after me. I don’t want to go to Afghanistan. Can I hide under your dress?” The nun said “Sure.” A few minutes later a couple of soldiers ran up and asked the nun “Did you see a guy running by here?” The nun said “He went that Continue lendo→

4 Expressões Idiomáticas

Humor em inglês: STUTTER

menos de 1 minuto Mark G. Nash e Willians Ramos Ferreira STUTTER A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. ‘Human beings are the only animals that stutter,’ she says. A little girl raises her hand. ‘I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.’ The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. ‘Well’, she began, ‘I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running Continue lendo→

6 Humor

Piadas em Inglês: Do I look like a weatherman?

menos de 1 minuto Anonymous A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?” He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. “Who was that?” asked his wife. “I don’t know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.” Cf. Qual é o significado de “HECK”? Cf. Como se diz “pular a Continue lendo→

18 Humor

Piadas em inglês: ITALIAN HONEYMOON

menos de 1 minuto Anonymous After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, “Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?” Luigi said, “Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.” “Whata you mean, Luigi?” asked Giovanni. “Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She brough at da vino, some nice cigars for Continue lendo→