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A man joins [é contratado por] a big corporate empire [uma grande empresa; um conglomerado] as a [como; para exercer a função de] trainee [trainee; estagiário].
On his very first day of work, he dials [liga para] the pantry [copa] and shouts [grita] into the phone – “Get me [Me traz] a cup of coffee, quickly [rápido]!”
The voice from the other side responded, “You fool [Seu idiota] you’ve dialed the wrong extension [você discou para o ramal errado]! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo [imbecil]?”
“No,” replied [respondeu] the trainee.
“It’s the CEO [Presidente] of the company, you fool [seu tonto]!”
The trainee shouts back [também grita], “And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!”
“No.” replied the CEO indignantly [indignado].
“Good [Ainda bem]!” replied the trainee, and puts down [desliga] the phone.