Piadas em inglês: A senior bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and…

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A senior bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and drove it out of the salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the Z4, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. “I can get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 140mph, then 150 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

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Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver’s side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old man, looked very seriously at the Policeman and replied, “Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir”, said the policeman.

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Rodrigo
Rodrigo
6 anos atrás

Muito bom kkk

Jurandyr Magno de Araujo Junior.

Dear Ulisses, there it goes…

A man sincerely convincede of God’s love, put himself on his knees e praiede during three days, he already was very tired when God said:”Please son why don’t express yourself in english, I can’t understand you …
Poor taste, I’m sorry.
Regards.
Jurandyr.

Vanessa Lopes
Vanessa Lopes
8 anos atrás

Cool!

Márcio
Márcio
8 anos atrás

“Married”

Márcio
Márcio
8 anos atrás

That was good. Funnier with you’re really marriied

Rodrigo
Rodrigo
8 anos atrás

Very good, he till bought a car after his wife walked away. Hahaha

Jean Jacques
Jean Jacques
8 anos atrás

Fantastic! Loved it 😉
Hadn’t heard this one before.

Keep up the amazing work Ulisses.

JJ out!